Male Philippines X Reader Banana Boat Ride

Male Philippines X Reader
Banana boat ride, Dreams really do come true

After your confession to each other, the two of you became more open to each other and a bit romantic (should I say?) yet Juan, the embodiment of the island country Philippines continued to tease you more than a lot than usual. A month had passed and the two of you hadn't confirmed ‘officially dating’ in the public specifically to your friends.

Currently the two of you are sitting in the sofa watching afternoon drama both Mexican and Korean dramas.

“SERGIO! Don’t! Don’t leave Marimar!” he cried as if the actors and actresses could hear him. “Kim Sam Soon, you idiot! Cyrus would be mad at you!” he added now watching ‘My name is Kim Sam Soon. You look at him tears threatening to fall in the corner of his eyes. You always wonder how can a guy like him watch cheesy tear-jerking dramas and could still be manly in front of your eyes? Well I guess that is one of the reason why you fell in love with him, suddenly his phone rang and seeing that he wouldn't badge from watching his ‘telenovela dramas’ you answered the phone.

“Hello, Dela Cruz residence,___, speaking” you said to the other side.
____?! What are you doing at Juan’s place?” It was Alfred obviously, you guessed from the loudness of his voice. You blushed and thought whether to tell the American your relationship or not.
“Visiting, what else?” you said changing the subject.
“Oh! Great!” he said at the other line “tell Juan, we’ ire at the beach at his place 3 in the afternoon, bye!” and with that he hang up and didn't give you a chance to  let Juan talk to him, you shrugged and trotted back to the sofa where your cute ‘boyfriend to be’ sat screaming at the television.

“Marimar’s pregnant? Por Dios por Santo! Sergio bumalik ka!” he screamed a mix of Spanish and Filipino language, you chuckled as you sat down beside him and he quickly snuggles to you, resting his head on your lap, eyes still focused on the screen, you blushed at his action. “Juan…” you called still blushing “hmm?”
“Alfred, called he said to meet them at the beach” you said brushing some of his unruly brownish black hair he inherited from his ‘Papa’ you look at the television and saw ‘next episode’ flashed on the screen.

Juan shifted in his position and look up at your (e/c), suddenly you heard the television being turned off and a hand started to pull you down to meet his lips with a sweet tender kiss…
“JUAN!! Mein awesome minion! The Awesome me is here!” the two of you jumped at the sound of the door being thrown open. Gilbert looks at the two of you.
You, reading a book which is obviously upside-down while Juan was at the floor laying since you had pushed him off of you.
“Vhat happen to you two?”


Time skip brought to you by Reader-chan “Hetalia”


You were sitting at the sandy beach in the Philippines covered by the shade of a coconut tree, drinking a coconut juice, wearing your (fav. Color) (two piece, one piece, tunkenee) while Juan was wearing a Philippines flag colored scheme swimming trunks with words embroiled just above the pocket that said “look but no touch” pertaining to his sexy rear cupped by his swimming trunks. You felt your face heat up as you imagined touching his rear but quickly smack yourself “Stop it ! your being a pervert like Francis!” you slapped both of your cheeks and look back at Juan who is now accompanied by his ‘Papa’ Antonio wearing a speedo also his back to you and giving you free access to his perfect rear everyone would die for.
“oh merciful Lord! Their perfect!” you silently prayed, what you didn't expect next made your nose bleed and almost faint. Antonio squeezed Juan’s butt that made the latter blushed and chases away his father. “GAAAHH!! Stop doing that!”

“your butt feels like a mammon mi hijo!”

“if only Elizabeta was here” you mumbled to yourself and wiped away the blood continuing to drip out of your nose.


Time skip brought to you by Gilbert “KESESESES! I’m Awesome!”


How did it become like this? You are squeezed between Alfred’s broad back and Juan’s toned chest in the banana boat with nothing to grab on but the body in front of you, you blushed furiously as you felt abs but what made you blush even more is Juan grabbing your waist that look like he was embracing you.

“Kesesese! Kiku go faster!” Gilbert said, a mischief in his voice. Kiku complied and went faster “Kiku, go deeper to the huge waves!” Juan shouted as he and you were sitting at the end of the banana boat with a smirk. The rest of you are all clueless at the three men’s intention.

“you ready?!” Alfred shouted and with a smirk and a ‘Kesesese’ the plan was put into action.
“NOW!” Juan yelled and within a seconds you were thrown out of your sit and into the open water “JUA-!” you yelled before you sunk into the sea with Juan dragging you and pulling Alfred who is also pulling everyone out of the boat from Kyle, Arthur, Francis, and Mathew and Gilbert pulling Antonio, Lovino, Feliciano and for some unreasonable possibility Ludwig who had nothing to grab on to.
“YOU git! Stop pulling me-WOOH!-SPLASH!”

“Don’t pull me Tomato Bastard!! *SPLASH!”
“L-Ludwig! H-Hel-*SPALSH!”

And all at once everyone sunk to the sea, Kiku leaving all of you at the huge waves.
One by one , everyone resurfaced inhaling air.

“That was awesome!” Gilbert announced and earned him a groan from his little brother
“BRUDER!” Ludwig screamed Feliciano clinging to him like a cat.

“Let’s do it again!” Alfred said “That was super mate!” Kyle added “that terrible Al, Kyle!” Mathew complained
“We are not you stupid GITS! And get off of me you frog!” Arthur hissed at Francis

You and Juan were the last one to resurface and for some unknown reason you were clinging to his neck and blushing.
“YOU planned this didn't you! You son of the tomato bastard, Mango jerk!” Lovino cursed and Juan just laugh it off.

“well, that’s the whole purpose of the banana boat ride, right____?” his delicious chocolate brown eyes looking at your sweet (e/c)  “y-yeah…” you trailed off still looking at him, everyone look at you.

Little did everyone know, before the two of you hit the water, Juan crashed his lips with yours in a passionate lip lock kiss remembering you couldn't swim well, he let you breath in his mouth. It got even hotter down the water when you two French kissed, letting the pervert and fan girl inside you take over , you squeezed Juan’s butt which he didn't mind but made him deepen the kiss to you.
Silently you prayed and thanked the one who invented the banana boat ride because one of your dreams came true.

“I finally touched his butt!!” you happily screamed inside of your head a smile spreading to your face.